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Of pigeons

All dressed in gray, with a touch of black and white,
The mighty pigeon heads home tonight!
Why, if I had only the right,
I would give them such a fight.

A peskier bird you would be hard pressed to find,
Annoying and fit to drive me out of my mind!
Pigeon poop as sticky as glue,
I hate the pigeons, I tell you I do.


Pigeons, oh God! the dreadful pigeons, they do talk at you,
Gurgle-gurgle...would it be so hard to coo?
Many a time the nonsense they spout,
Makes you want to chase them out!

Flapping their wings, all a-flutter,
They do houses clutter,
While annoying the poor housewife,
Driving her to madness, within an inch of her life!

So, dear friends, I beg of you,
When a pigeon you find,
Chase the feathered menace away,
Before you do lose your mind!


P.S. This was from a long while ago...
And now I know the answer to the pigeon riddle,
I hide myself away and don't give a fiddle!

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